don't wait until the last minute for your halloween costume this year.  ladies, remain ladies.  if you want to dress like a whore, dress like one on a random tuesday.  please stop killing my childhood cartoon characters like strawberry shortcake and rainbow bright by adding fishnets and stripper heels.  your hair is jammed up in some cheap wig and with all the booze you consume, the random dude you'll hook up with, you'll just drag your one eyelash attached home the next day and refer to the night as the halloween you barfed on 'was it mario or luigi?!'  here are some ideas for you guys or girls to keep it fun...

levar burton

lumber jack

toddlers and tiaras

duff man

mustache?

chicken head