Monday, September 19, 2011

jeffery daumer and captain crunch

while looking down the cereal aisle the other day, and trying to make my decision based solely on which had the most bad ass toy; I remembered a moment from my childhood that my parents will never let me forget....

the year 1986, the age 7. t was a saturday afternoon and I was enjoying some cartoons.  *news flash*...."serial killer strikes again!"  the story made my heart race.  as quickly as I could get myself up and out of my dad's chair, I raced to the kitchen.  my parents were in there getting lunch ready.  I sped through my mom's legs, slung open the cabinet doors, and grabbed as many boxes of cereal that my little hands could hold.  I ran over to the trash can and flung every last box into it.  I turned to my parents and proudly stated "I just saved us all!!  there is a cereal killer on the loose and we have to be careful".  5 minutes later after peeling themselves off the linoleum floor... from laughter...they pulled themselves together long enough to explain the difference between 'serial' and 'cereal'

innocence...once lost, never regained


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